Thursday, May 21, 2009

How to do nothing at work?


* Look Busy
-Having papers spead all over your desk helps, as do pencils which are whittled down to the eraser. If you have to walk somewhere, keep your head down, and walk quickly (this also works if you’re trying to avoid being called over to do work. NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT!). Carrying clipboard with you while moving around also helps.

* Look Stressed
-If you look completely stressed out, co-workers and your boss will be more likely to leave you alone, since you must have other pressing matters on your mind.

* do you think he is really doing his job??girls, u know what i mean
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2 comments:

n a n i h a said...

skype
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wellll,u noe wut i mean..uhuhu..

notakaki-eh,i dah try dah semue tips2 tu.hehe;p

May 22, 2009 at 12:59 AM
inspiration said...

New exercise for u!! Try it out!!
mudah & dijamin kurus!!

http://journeyofabreathingsoul.blogspot.com/2009/05/tarian-poco-poco-skype-journey-of.html

May 22, 2009 at 1:16 AM

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